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Obama, Born In Kenya! Fake Birth Certificate!

I’ll admit, I’ve made some “birther” comments in the past, but never seriously. The reason for that is as follows:

  • Lets assume Obama was born in Kenya.
  • His mother was an American citizen.
  • He is an American citizen by birth.
  • Therefor, he is a natural born US citizen, even if Stalin personally delivered him into this world.

There are 3 requirements to be eligible, which are as follows:

  1. be a natural-born citizen of the United States
  2. be at least thirty-five years old;
  3. have been a permanent resident in the United States for at least fourteen years.

So given all of this, who cares where he was born? Unless there is a dispute about his mothers citizenship or who is mother actually is, I’m not aware of any, than the whole issue is merely one of curiosity.Oh, and it also makes for decent jokes, so lets remember that and dub the crazies crazy and those making jokes joke makers, not lunatics or racists.

Q. Why did Obama wait so long to release his birth certificate?
A. He didn’t have a registered copy of PhotoShop.

President Barack Hussein Obama has finally released his actual birth certificate, proving that he really was born in Hawaii, our 57th state.

It was recently reported in the news that the President had been accidentally locked out of the White House. For that one panicked moment Obama thought that they must have found his real birth certificate.

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  1. 2012/05/19 at 01:03

    You know, I heard they got bin Laden.

  2. 2012/05/19 at 13:41

    I’ve heard that too. Though, I’m pretty sure it would take some effort to find a person would wouldn’t have told the Seals to go for it. So while he gets some kudos for that, it’s kind of like giving credit for tying his shoes in the morning, because really, who wouldn’t?

    It’s also funny that that seems to be the only quantifiable achievement he has from 3.5 years of presidenting.

  3. 2012/05/21 at 22:18

    I think you missed the point. Your post seems a tad late.

    Also, Mitt Romney wouldn’t do it.

  4. 2012/05/22 at 22:33

    Pffft. Jane Fonda would have done it.

    And I think my post is early, if you don’t think the moonbats on both sides are going to come out and start in on it again, your crazy.

    Incidentally, a few days ago, Howie Carr had a poll asking whether you thought Obama was born in Hawaii or Kenya. It was the best example I’ve seen yet about the fact that people lie on polls all the time. 90% or so said they thought he was born in Kenya, including me. Why? Because its a dumb answer, a dumb question and one with politics involved.

    You see it scientific polls all the time, including with Obama’s election in 2008. Remember the polls all showed him well ahead of what he got in the election, the reason was apparently because people answered they were voting for Obama because they thought if they answered otherwise it would be perceived as racism. It’s far worse with political questions, and you can see that in the states where gay marriage polled great, than was outlawed by a public vote.

    I never trust polls on political questions, they are never and will never be right, people just won’t answer honestly.

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