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Alert issued on beverage containers on planes

I know its not funny, but honestly. How long before we have to travel in Con Air fashion? The future of air travel is upon us. I single handedly have solved our air travel problems, replace the TSA with the Federal Bureau of Prisons!

Just think, everyone will have to change out of their clothes and put on orange jumpsuits! Not before they have the body cavity search though. Each passenger will than be shackled and especially dangerous persons will have to wear spit masks and be sequestered in their own private cage on board. Old ladies and people like that. Those bitches can be crafty and dangerous.

All these measures should be taken to protect us from danger. A bit of duct tape around your wrists before arriving at the security incarceration check point should minimize any chafing from the cuffs.

Happy flying!

 

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